me in school everyday
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*discovers new fave hot actor/singer*
*finds out they’re married/30 years older/not interested in ur gender*
“i hate to be one of those people, but can i get a picture with you? Or would that be weird.” *looks into my soul* “It doesn’t have to be weird…”
I wonder how the Japanese translate Star Wars because I just realized their sentence structure is the same as Yoda’s
“Guess walked in for a tattoo? Simon from Kuroma & Andrew from MGMT …..RAD” (via Jesico_ on Instagram)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
So soon. 10 more minuets until Kuroma comes out and then it’s MGMT.